{"id":543,"date":"2010-12-13T00:44:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bestfantasynovel.com\/2010\/12\/13\/tyrs-story\/"},"modified":"2010-12-13T00:44:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-13T00:44:00","slug":"tyrs-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/2010\/12\/13\/tyrs-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Tyr’s Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once upon a time, there was a superhero named Goodit.<\/p>\n

There was a bad guy. His name was Shadowman. Shadowman worked for his Queen, Youit. <\/p>\n

“I was trying to fight him and put him in the oven and feed him to the sharks, but he was fighting too much,” Shadowman told Youit. “But he gets his power from a magic stone.”<\/p>\n

Youit told Shadowman, “If you get that stone, you can have his power!”<\/p>\n

“Yes,” said Shadowman, “But we can’t let Goodit find out we want his stone!” <\/p>\n

“Uh oh,” said Goodit. He had great hearing! He heard the whole plan!<\/p>\n

“I heard his voice saying ‘Uh oh!” said Shadowman. He had great hearing too!<\/p>\n

The bad guys were actually good guys in costumes that made them look like bad guys. And evil. That’s all. And that’s the happy story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once upon a time, there was a superhero named Goodit. There was a bad guy. His name was Shadowman. Shadowman worked for his Queen, Youit. “I was trying to fight him and put him in the oven and feed him to the sharks, but he was fighting too much,” Shadowman told Youit. “But he gets […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}