{"id":529,"date":"2010-12-22T14:15:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T14:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bestfantasynovel.com\/2010\/12\/22\/twelve-days-of-christmas-videos-last-minute-gift-ideas\/"},"modified":"2010-12-22T14:15:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T14:15:00","slug":"twelve-days-of-christmas-videos-last-minute-gift-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/2010\/12\/22\/twelve-days-of-christmas-videos-last-minute-gift-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"Twelve Days of Christmas Videos &#8211; Last Minute Gift Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is about shopping and shameless self-promotion, so this is a good time to remind you that you can give ebooks as presents! (Hint, hint.)<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve already given all fifty of your friends a relatives gifts of my ebooks, and yet you are still frantically running around, trying to buy last minute presents, as I am, I humbly offer some suggestions in the songs below. There are a lot of good versions of Santa Baby. I chose Madanna&#8217;s because it has a cute video. And who better than the Material Girl to represent the material side of Christmas?<\/p>\n<p>Wait, you&#8217;re objecting that Christmas is <i> not<\/i> just about shopping and self-promotion? <\/p>\n<p>Weird. <\/p>\n<p>You mean maybe what we <i>want<\/i> often bears no resemblance whatsoever to what we <i>need<\/i>&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Nah. <\/p>\n<p>I REALLY DO NEED A HIPPO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas is about shopping and shameless self-promotion, so this is a good time to remind you that you can give ebooks as presents! (Hint, hint.) If you&#8217;ve already given all fifty of your friends a relatives gifts of my ebooks, and yet you are still frantically running around, trying to buy last minute presents, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}