{"id":338,"date":"2012-10-06T12:21:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-06T12:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bestfantasynovel.com\/2012\/10\/06\/oppan-klingon-style\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T12:21:00","slug":"oppan-klingon-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/2012\/10\/06\/oppan-klingon-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Oppan Klingon Style"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear lord. Why am I watching this? Three times in a row? <\/p>\n

There is, but of course, a translation from the Klingon:<\/p>\n

Oppan Klingon Style<\/b><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Klingon Style<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

qavan raHtar. be’ ‘IHqu’ SoH. Qapla’ jay’! Ha’<\/span><\/b>
Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich’khoo soch ka-plaa’ jaay, chaa<\/span><\/i>
I salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let’s go!<\/span><\/p>\n

‘Iw HIq Datlhutlh. SoH qalegh. Qut, Qut. QeDpIn be’ je. maw’.<\/span><\/b>
Eeww hreek da-tlootl. Schoch ka-lerrh. Khroot, khroot. Kedepin beh jeh. Mao.<\/span><\/i>
You drink bloodwine. I see you. Dirty. Dirty. Science officer and lady. Crazy.<\/span><\/p>\n

nughoStaH nuq? parmaq, manga’chuq. Qut Ha’ maruch<\/span><\/b>
nu-hrrosh-tach nook. par-maak, maa-ngaat-schook. Khroot, hraa, maa-rootsch.<\/span><\/i>
What is coming toward us? Romance and sex. Dirty. Let’s go. Let’s do this!<\/span><\/p>\n

If that left you with a lingering blood lust, and the need to say, kill an impala, here you go. You’ll thank me later. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear lord. Why am I watching this? Three times in a row? There is, but of course, a translation from the Klingon: Oppan Klingon Style Klingon Style qavan raHtar. be’ ‘IHqu’ SoH. Qapla’ jay’! Ha’Kha-vaan rach-tar. Beh ich’khoo soch ka-plaa’ jaay, chaaI salute you, woman. You are a very pretty woman. F*cking success. Let’s go! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,84,295,379,380,491,492],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3d-chess","category-cheetah-vs-impala","category-klingon","category-oppan-gangnan-style-spoof","category-oppan-klingon-style","category-star-trek","category-star-trek-spoofs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}