{"id":254,"date":"2012-11-23T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-23T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bestfantasynovel.com\/2012\/11\/23\/stalling-on-start-line\/"},"modified":"2012-11-23T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2012-11-23T20:30:00","slug":"stalling-on-start-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/2012\/11\/23\/stalling-on-start-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Stalling on Start Line"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was planning to write a wry post today about everything that went wrong over Thanksgiving. I figured it&#8217;d be a shoo-in since, (a) it was Thanksgiving and (b) it was at my house.\u00a0I hosted Thanksgiving at my house this year for the first time. Disappointingly, no disasters occurred to provide me writing fodder. \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>However, I have small children, and they can always be counted on to say something worth writing down.<\/p>\n<p>Normally at bedtime, I tell the kids a story, but last night, excited by the holiday, my four year old announced he wanted to tell the story. It went something like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>SON: Once upon a time&#8230; This is the beginning of the story, Mommy, that&#8217;s why I said, &#8216;Once upon a time.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Great beginning!<\/p>\n<p>SON: Once upon a time there were three little bears&#8230; Mommy, actually this is a story from Real Life. It really happened. So I can&#8217;t say &#8216;Once upon a time.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>ME: You don&#8217;t have to use\u00a0&#8216;Once upon a time.&#8217; Just start the story without it.<\/p>\n<p>SON: I don&#8217;t know how to. What&#8217;s the word for a Real Life Story?<\/p>\n<p>ME: A Real Life Story.<\/p>\n<p>SON: No, I mean what&#8217;s the word to start it? <\/p>\n<p>ME: Ah, I see. You can just say, &#8216;Once there were three little bears&#8230;&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>SON: I have to start my story over.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Okay.<\/p>\n<p>SON: Once upon a time&#8230;oops. Mommy, I messed it up!<\/p>\n<p>ME: Just start over. &#8216;Once there were three bears&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>SON: Mommy, STOP! <i>I&#8217;m<\/i> telling the story.<\/p>\n<p>ME: So tell it.<\/p>\n<p>SON: Once there were three bears&#8230;. Mommy, let&#8217;s trick the people. Even though the story Really Happened, let&#8217;s pretend it&#8217;s a Pretend Story, and say, &#8216;Once upon a time.&#8217; It will be such a funny trick.<\/p>\n<p>ME: It sounds hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>SON: Once upon a time, there were three bears&#8230; but you know it&#8217;s not REALLY &#8216;Once upon a time&#8230;&#8217; Once upon a time there were three bears and um&#8230; umm&#8230;. I need to start over.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Honey, it&#8217;s getting late and we need to go to bed. I think you should just keep going and finish your story.<\/p>\n<p>SON: Mommy, I&#8217;m TRYING but you keep destructing me!<\/p>\n<p>OLDER SON: Mom, do we have to listen to <i>him<\/i> tell the bedtime story? Your stories are way better.<\/p>\n<p>SON: Once upon a time there were three bears&#8230;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We never did get to the end, even though my son already knew exactly how he wanted to end it (&#8216;And they lived happily ever after.&#8217;) It was adorable (and at 10 o&#8217;clock at night also exhausting) but also instructive. I realized I have the exact same problem!<\/p>\n<p>I will often obsess so much about beginning a story right that I have a hard time moving forward. Right now, for instance, I have two potential beginning chapters, and I&#8217;m not sure which to use. Now if this were a matter of deciding the direction for the rest of the entire story, then it <i>would<\/i> justify taking the time to think through the decision carefully. However, these scenes aren&#8217;t mutually incompatible. One occurs earlier than the other&#8230; basically, I am wondering how soon to start the story.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve forced myself to move forward. It&#8217;s a question that will resolve itself by writing deeper into the story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was planning to write a wry post today about everything that went wrong over Thanksgiving. I figured it&#8217;d be a shoo-in since, (a) it was Thanksgiving and (b) it was at my house.\u00a0I hosted Thanksgiving at my house this year for the first time. 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