{"id":215,"date":"2012-12-12T21:27:00","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T21:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bestfantasynovel.com\/2012\/12\/12\/undead-ten-tales-of-zombies\/"},"modified":"2012-12-12T21:27:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T21:27:00","slug":"undead-ten-tales-of-zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/2012\/12\/12\/undead-ten-tales-of-zombies\/","title":{"rendered":"Undead: Ten Tales of Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You can now purchase UNDEAD: Ten Tales of Zombies<\/a> for only $.99. I’m one of the contributors with a brand new, never before published story of the most frightening zombie of all… the undead mother-in-law.<\/p>\n

UNDEAD: Ten Tales of Zombies<\/a><\/p>\n

Here’s an excerpt…<\/p>\n

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\u201cWhen my time comes,\u201d he says, even grimmer than usual, \u201cDon\u2019t let me become one of them.\u201d<\/div>\n
The banging stops and the silence is startling. Almost worse.<\/div>\n
\u201cHow about a cup of coffee instead of that dreadful soda?\u201d Marlie asks.<\/div>\n
\u201cPromise me, Marlie.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be morbid. You know I can\u2019t abide that sort of talk.\u201d<\/div>\n
Frank grunts. He turns on the TV, a small black and white, almost as old as their marriage but still able to get one channel. The only thing on is news, droning about the situation in Europe.<\/div>\n
\u201cI hate how these journalist fellows always exaggerate.\u201d Marlie. \u201cThey just want to sell newspapers.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cNo one buys newspapers anymore, Marlie. It\u2019s all PooTube and Twatter.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201c\u2026more zombies in twenty European countries now than people\u2026\u201d says the TV. \u201cYou can vote on your favorite zombie attack video\u2026.\u201d<\/div>\n
\u201cDamn PooTube,\u201d says Frank. \u201cAnother sure sign everything\u2019s gone to hell.\u201d<\/div>\n
True<\/i>, she thinks, feeling old. Everything has changed. We never had zombies before. People died and stayed dead<\/i>.<\/div>\n
Renewed banging on the door makes her jump.<\/div>\n
Don\u2019t dwell on it<\/i>, she reminds herself. Happy thoughts.<\/i><\/div>\n

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You can now purchase UNDEAD: Ten Tales of Zombies for only $.99. I’m one of the contributors with a brand new, never before published story of the most frightening zombie of all… the undead mother-in-law. UNDEAD: Ten Tales of Zombies Here’s an excerpt… \u201cWhen my time comes,\u201d he says, even grimmer than usual, \u201cDon\u2019t let […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taramayastales.com\/bestfantasynovel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}