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Woot Root! Sign up for a free copy!

The Unfinished Song: Root (Book 4) is coming soon! And to celebrate, I’m making an insane offer. I will give you the book for free.

Sign up here… or just email me. But hurry up, because I’m going to cap this offer at 100 and I’m already almost halfway there. I want you to get your free book before they run out!

Why?

Well, two reasons.

One, I am crazy. My relatives will attest to that, if I ever introduced to you (which I wouldn’t because my relatives are also crazy).

Two, I want to recruit folks to the Faearth Fanclub, which I’ll be rolling out this month. Basically, it’s just a newsletter at this point, but I’m working on a website where fans will be able to get all kinds of cool, free stuff.

What better way to start than by giving away a free book? So fans, if you want to read Root, Book 4, for absolutely free, just sign up and I will gift you a copy on the Super Secret Release day!

(Reviewers, as usual, you can have a free copy, even without becoming fans. Yes, that’s right, you can have a free copy of my book for the sole purpose of mocking it. That’s just how nice I am. Or possibly, I have secretly bargained with the fae to put a Love My Book spell on reviewers. Bwahaha! Whoops, shouldn’t admit that in public. I’ll be stoned as a hexer!)

What juicy awesomesauce can one expect in The Unfinished Song: Root?

Dindi knows her life is forfeit if she cannot solve the faery riddle of the Unfinished Song. But to do that, she must first unravel the mystery of why the Aelfae hexed her whole lineage long ago. 
Zumo, while technically honoring the deal with Kavio, takes advantage of Kavio’s absence to scheme. His victim this time is Kavio’s mother, Vessia the White Lady (how low is that?!). But although Vessia may look like a harmless old lady to some, she is still a faery, and one of the most powerful dancers in Faearth. You shouldn’t try to cage a woman with wings…
Kemla and Tamio connive together to trap Dindi. Kemla’s goal is to prevent Dindi from dancing in the upcoming competition before the White Lady, and Tamio’s goal is to seduce Dindi. If at first they don’t succeed, they aren’t above hexcraft to get their way…

Zumo’s sister, Amdra, is up to her own schemes. Her allies from the Orange Canyon ride giant birds, raptors, and they are hunting…

And finally…Dindi will meet the Man in Black for the first time. He plans to kill her.

Anyway, free books. Awesome! What more could one ask? How about a sneak peek at the cover? Yes, I love you that much. I have it for you! Yay!

Coming Soon on Super Secret Release Day!

Sign up here to receive a FREE copy!
The first book in the series is also still FREE right now for anyone who is new to the series. This is a great time to start reading The Unfinished Song!
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Amanda Hocking Joins the Million Books Sold Club

Amazon announced today:

David Baldacci, Amanda Hocking and Stephenie Meyer are the latest authors to join the Kindle Million Club, selling over 1 million paid copies of their books in the Amazon.com Kindle Store. They join 11 other authors in the Kindle Million Club: Stieg Larsson, James Patterson, Nora Roberts, Charlaine Harris, Lee Child, Suzanne Collins, Michael Connelly, John Locke, Kathryn Stockett, Janet Evanovich and George R.R. Martin.

As with John Locke before her, Amanda Hocking sold the majority of her 1 million Kindle books independently using Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP). Since its launch in 2007, KDP has provided a fast, free and easy way for authors and publishers around the world to make their books available in the Kindle Store. In addition to the more than 2 million books sold by John Locke and Amanda Hocking, 12 KDP authors have sold more than 200,000 books and 30 KDP authors have sold more than 100,000 books.

3 Reasons to Read Novels

Why do we read?

Some people think we read only for entertainment (and usually complain about it). Others think we read (or should read) for education, or edification.

I’ve always believed that we read primarily to become better human beings. We read for entertainment, education and edification, sure, but above all that, and the reason we return to storytelling again and again, is to practice empathy.

Now a study has confirmed it. Reading makes us nicer people. People who were “transported” into a story were more likely to be sensitive to the facial expressions of others and more likely to engage in prosocial behavior. This was true of both those who were more prosocial and empathic to begin with and those who were less so.

And this makes sense. The brain, like a muscle, needs exercise. The more you practice certain kinds of thoughts, the easier those thoughts become. This is why there are whole self-help industries devoted to convincing you to try positive thoughts, compassionate thoughts, empowering thoughts. The problem is that positive self-talk can seem pretty vapid, especially when one is faced with extremely difficult circumstances. As for compassion, it is hard to practice in the abstract. Or perhaps it is easy in the abstract, but falls apart in the face of actual flesh and blood people.

Reading allows us to run complex simulations in our heads. These “What If…?” simulations allow us to address two crucial aspects of our survival: how to overcome problems and how to understand other people. Since most of our problems are caused by other people

There’s a beautiful story in Robin Black’s anthology of the same name, If I Loved You, I Would Tell You This: Fiction about two neighbors fighting over where a wall between their property should go. One neighbor finds out that his property actually extends one foot further, and he wants to build his wall there. What he doesn’t realize is how this will impact the elderly couple next door, as the woman has just been diagnosed with cancer. The story heartrendingly reveals suffering caused the dying woman and her husband and leaves open the question of whether that extra few inches of grass on the other side was worth it. The reader instinctively realizes it was not, and if the neighbor who insisted on building his fence right there had any empathy, he would have changed his mind.

If the point of the story were to just make us mad at the selfish neighbor, the story wouldn’t have such power. I think

When is a picture worth a million words?

Squeeeeeeeeee!

*ok, fan girl glee that my book is parallel to George R. R. Martin out of the way*

They say it takes 1,000,000 words to become a good writer. I have written more than that… most of it so awful, dreadful and nausea-inducing that a goblin wouldn’t even feed it to his mutant rat-horse. Many a day I despaired nothing I wrote would ever be worth sharing.

Now, it is true, that George R.R. Martin’s book is $15 and mine is free, but a lot of people must still want to read it to make it the number one downloaded epic fantasy on Amazon. And that feeling… it’s just… I’m going to have a write a whole new book just to capture that feeling in words. For now, all I can say is…

This picture was worth a million words.