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“I was happier as an impoverished and unpublished writer than I have ever been as a solvent and mediocre executive,” – Joanne Rowling

“I’ve always been famous. It’s just that nobody knew.”
– Lady Gaga, Fox News, May 2009

5 Things A Writer Learned About Reviews and Reviewers

It’s that time in my novel’s lifecycle that it has to go out into the big wide world and plead for reviews. It’s both terrifying and gratifying, when I thought it would merely be terrifying. Already, I’ve leared so much I never would have guessed about reviews and reviwers, and I’m only beginning.

1. People who read and review books are awesome.
I admit, I never used to think this. I thought of book critics as obnoxious wannabes who enjoyed tearing down writers for the malicious sense of self-importance it gave them. Now I am ashamed of myself for thinking that.

Who are the reviewers? Well, among those who are interested in my book, which is a coming of age story, a fantasy, a romance, a fairytale, there tend to be a lot of young reviewers. College kids, mostly, a few high school and a few just out of school, who find time for fiction around school semester schedules, math tests and English degrees. Then there is a whole slew of SAHM (Stay At Home Moms) who balance a house of small hooligans with very slick, semi-professional review blogs. Among the professionals, librarians and teachers predominant. We mustn’t forget there are also a few grandmas out there, boldly braving the new technology to remind readers of classic tales, and also to read new releases.

Some of these reviwers do three to four reviews a week! Some reviewers work in teams. Others work alone. They challenge each other to read X number of Y kind of book in Z amount of time. Not surprisingly, they get burned out. Some reviewers whose beautiful reviews of other books moved me were sadly not taking on any new projects. Others were eagerly still filling their calandars.

2. Not every reviewer will love, or even like my book… and that’s okay. Really.
Of course, I’ve gotten nothing but 5-star reviews for The Unfinished Song: Initiate so far, so it’s easy for me to say this now… but I know not every review is going to be 5-stars. Some reviewers I’ve contacted have already declined because they didn’t think it looked like their kind of book. I thought that kind of response would devestate me, but you know what? It didn’t. I didn’t feel bad about myself or the reviwer in question. It was acutally (gasp) no big deal.

3. There are, in fact, more readers than writers in the world.
I have a lot of friends who write novels. In fact, sometimes it seems like everyone I know writes novels. A great many of my friends on Facebook and Twitter not only write novels, but write much better novels than I, and have been publishing them for years. This is all very intimidating, and it sometimes feels like it’s pointless to put any new novels out there, because there are more novels than people to read them…

…and it turns out, this is completely myopic. There are actually lots and lots of people out there scouring the world for books, desperate for books, in love with books.

And it’s ridiculous I have to be reminded of this, because I am actually such a reader myself. I was, long before I wrote anything down, and remained, even after I began earning money as a published author. Readers are abundant, they love books, and they make this whole thing worthwhile.

Not surprisingly, some reviewers are also writers, or aspiring writers. Rather than see this as a bad thing, I see myself in them, especially the young girls who are busy devouring 8 books a week while also puttering away on their first novel. I was once in their shoes.

4. Reviewers need ereaders.
There were some reviewers whose blogs I loved, whose reviews were a delight to read, but whom I did not ask to review my book. Why? They didn’t want an ebook version, only a print ARC.

I remember going through this with agents and email. Originally, I mailed all my queries. Agents wrote scathingly on their websites that authors had better not try to email them. Then, a few agents began to accept email queries. Naturally, I queried them first, but still wrote paper letters to the others. After a while, it became tiresome to write paper letters, when the more reasonable agents accepted email, and I procrastinated. Finally, long after this should have occurred to me, I realized I didn’t even want an agent who couldn’t figure out to use email, and I didn’t care what their excuse for preferring paper was.

I could see myself about to go through the same thing with ARCs and reviewers. I understand that some reviewers haven’t bought an ereader yet, some still prefer paper books, etc. But the fact is, if you are in this industry, and if you review, even as a hobby, you’re in it at least by a toe, you owe it to yourself to move past paper. It’s just dragging you down. It makes it more expensive to send an ARC, unnecessarily so.

I did note the names of reviewers I liked who had a “no ebook” policy. In a year, I’ll check in on them again. I bet many of them will have changed that policy.

5. Reviewers have gone indie too.
A lot of reviewers state explicitly that they won’t review self-published books. I’m going to restrain myself from injudicious comparisons to refusing to serve certain people at lunch counters because of the color of their skin rather than the content of their character, because that would unfairly trivialize a loathsome historical situation. I will say that I wish all people would judge books by the content of their character.

Here in the real world, though, some people still turn up their noses at small third party presses and indie books. The most obnoxious so-called fantasy/sf review site I saw actually listed the only publishers from whom it would accept books, and it wasn’t a long list.

The publisher of Paeolo Bacigalupi’s award winning The Windup Girl, Night Shade Books, was not on that list.

Dude. Whatever.

However, there’s a most delicious irony lurking in all this, namely that reviwers themselves are independently published. Think about it. It used to be rather difficult to be a reviewer of any importance, to be anyone publishing houses would send ARCs. You had to have a journalism degree and a job at a newspaper or a magazine or some such, or perhaps a syndicated column. High school girls, and college students and stay at home moms and grandma librarians probably needn’t have applied.

Now all you have to do is set up a blog — self-publish. You don’t need credentials, you just need cred, and you build that by providing content. Simple as that. Make it look professional, put the work in like a professional, and you will be treated as a professional, you’ll have publishers sending you so many books you have to turn them away in droves. If you’re lazy or inconsistant, that shows in the blog, in the number of followers and readers, and probably you won’t be as overwhelmed with eager authors and publicists sending you books. Either way, it’s all up to you. You can do a professional job without making it your professional job. You have the control.

I love living through this publishing revolution. Have I mentioned that? Love it. I love seeing a tech revolution that empowers people for once, that decentralizes rather than centralizes the apparata of control.

Someone I know is trying to replace the word “indie” (short for independent) with “invy” (short for innovative). I think both words fit. And I love it.

The 3 Steps to Writing a Novel

1. Start.
2. Keep going.
3. Finish.
You will never write a book if you don’t start typing. You’ll have to ignore a thousand distractions, like your job, children, spouse, tv and sparkly things on the internet. At some point, you have to declare  the book DONE even if you know in your heart of hearts it can still be better.

The top-selling 100 books, 1998-2010

The hundred top-selling books in the UK, 1998-2010.

   

  • The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, 4,522,025
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone by JK Rowling, 3,844,316
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling, 3,184,492
  • Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, 3,096,850
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling, 3,043,226
  • Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince:Children’s Edition by JK Rowling, 2,947,565
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling, 2,842,059
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by JK Rowling, 2,776,314
  • Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, 2,105,862
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling, 2,057,397
  • Deception Point by Dan Brown, 2,018,264
  • New Moon by Stephenie Meyer, 1,975,659
  • The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold, 1,942,042
  • Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, 1,911,943
  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon, 1,868,969
  • Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer, 1,846,171
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson, 1,697,425
  • The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, 1,551,953
  • The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, 1,496,081
  • The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson, 1,447,188
  • Atonement by Ian McEwan, 1,396,366
  • The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown, 1,370,347
  • A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson, 1,334,635
  • Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer, 1,315,685
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by JK Rowling, 1,297,411
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling, 1,283,638
  • The Girl Who Played With Fire: Millennium Trilogy by Stieg, 1,265,474
  • A Child Called It by Dave Pelzer, 1,116,042
  • The No.1 Ladies’ Detective Agency by Alexander McCall Smith, 1,106,219
  • You are What You Eat:The Plan That Will Change Your Life by Gillian McKeith, 1,103,619
  • Man and Boy by Tony Parsons, 1,100,44
  • Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks, 1,078,571
  • Labyrinth by Kate Mosse, 1,065,008
  • The Island by Victoria Hislop, 1,056,432
  • Life of Pi by Yann Martel, 1,050,090
  • Dr. Atkins’ New Diet Revolution: The No-hunger, Luxurious Weight Loss by Robert C Atkins, 1,046,531
  • The Tales of Beedle the Bard by JK Rowling, 1,039,823
  • Captain Corelli’s Mandolin by Louis De Bernieres, 1,025,66439
  • Delia’s How to Cook by Delia Smith, 1,014,854
  • The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson, 1,007,208
  • Eats, Shoots and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss, 995,455
  • Northern Lights: His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman, 976,435
  • The Interpretation of Murder by Jed Rubenfeld, 950,686
  • The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest: Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson, 942,103
  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason by Helen Fielding, 923,429
  • A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian by Marina Lewycka, 904,498
  • The Alchemist: A Fable About Following Your Dream by Paulo Coelho, 903,395
  • Notes from a Small Island by Bill Bryson, 898,388
  • The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas by John Boyne 885,450
  • Stupid White Men… and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation by Michael Moore (877,777)
  • Jamie’s 30-minute Meals by Jamie Oliver, 874,546
  • The Broker by John Grisham, 869,077
  • Bridget Jones’s Diary: A Novel by Helen Fielding, 858,390
  • The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle, 855,920
  • A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini, 855,523
  • The Sound of Laughter by Peter Kay, 853,499
  • Jamie’s Italy by Jamie Oliver, 833,060
  • Small Island by Andrea Levy, 831,039
  • The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards, 820,877
  • Billy Connolly by Pamela Stephenson, 801,133
  • The House at Riverton by Kate Morton, 793,338
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling, 788,619
  • Nigella Express by Nigella Lawson, 780,665
  • Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, 766,706
  • Delia’s How to Cook: Book 2 by Delia Smith, 765,246
  • The Subtle Knife: His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman, 762,717
  • Jamie’s Ministry of Food: Anyone Can Learn to Cook in 24 Hours by Jamie Oliver, 759,900
  • Guinness World Records 2009, 747,715
  • Why Don’t Penguins’ Feet Freeze?: And 114 Other Questions, 746,917
  • Jamie at Home: Cook Your Way to the Good Life by Jamie Oliver, 741,643
  • White Teeth by Zadie Smith, 731,416
  • The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger, 725,210
  • At My Mother’s Knee… :and Other Low Joints by Paul O’Grady, 723,164
  • No Time for Goodbye by Linwood Barclay, 722,103
  • The Times Su Doku: The Utterly Addictive Number-placing Puzzle, 719,307
  • Chocolat by Joanne Harris, 713,299
  • The Return of the Naked Chef by Jamie Oliver, 707,570
  • Angela’s Ashes: A Memoir of a Childhood by Frank McCourt, 694,831
  • Schott’s Original Miscellany by Ben Schott, 694,063
  • Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance by Barack Obama, 690,765
  • The Dangerous Book for Boys by Conn  Iggulden and Hal Iggulden, 688,808
  • To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, 682,102
  • Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince by JK Rowling, 680,886
  • The Summons by John Grisham, 677,378
  • The Lost Symbol, 672,950
  • The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger, 668,497
  • I Can Make You Thin by Paul McKenna, 665,923
  • Happy Days with the Naked Chef by Jamie Oliver, 659,722
  • Brick Lane by Monica Ali, 659,023
  • Anybody Out There? by Marian Keyes, 658,713
  • The Undomestic Goddess by Sophie Kinsella, 658,598
  • The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, 658,524
  • I Know You Got Soul by Jeremy Clarkson, 658,274
  • Sharon Osbourne Extreme: My Autobiography by Sharon Osbourne,  656,431
  • Guinness World Records 2010, 656,326
  • The Amber Spyglass by Philip Pullman, 653,615
  • Can You Keep a Secret? by Sophie Kinsella, 652,78898
  • Down Under by Bill Bryson, 646,515
  • A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon, 645,453
  • Dear Fatty by Dawn French, 643,636
  • 5 Things A Writer Learned About Reviews and Reviewers

    It’s that time in my novel’s lifecycle that it has to go out into the big wide world and plead for reviews. It’s both terrifying and gratifying, when I thought it would merely be terrifying. Already, I’ve leared so much I never would have guessed about reviews and reviwers, and I’m only beginning.

    1. People who read and review books are awesome.
    I admit, I never used to think this. I thought of book critics as obnoxious wannabes who enjoyed tearing down writers for the malicious sense of self-importance it gave them. Now I am ashamed of myself for thinking that.

    Who are the reviewers? Well, among those who are interested in my book, which is a coming of age story, a fantasy, a romance, a fairytale, there tend to be a lot of young reviewers. College kids, mostly, a few high school and a few just out of school, who find time for fiction around school semester schedules, math tests and English degrees. Then there is a whole slew of SAHM (Stay At Home Moms) who balance a house of small hooligans with very slick, semi-professional review blogs. Among the professionals, librarians and teachers predominant. We mustn’t forget there are also a few grandmas out there, boldly braving the new technology to remind readers of classic tales, and also to read new releases.

    Some of these reviwers do three to four reviews a week! Some reviewers work in teams. Others work alone. They challenge each other to read X number of Y kind of book in Z amount of time. Not surprisingly, they get burned out. Some reviewers whose beautiful reviews of other books moved me were sadly not taking on any new projects. Others were eagerly still filling their calandars.

    2. Not every reviewer will love, or even like my book… and that’s okay. Really.
    Of course, I’ve gotten nothing but 5-star reviews for The Unfinished Song: Initiate so far, so it’s easy for me to say this now… but I know not every review is going to be 5-stars. Some reviewers I’ve contacted have already declined because they didn’t think it looked like their kind of book. I thought that kind of response would devestate me, but you know what? It didn’t. I didn’t feel bad about myself or the reviwer in question. It was acutally (gasp) no big deal.

    3. There are, in fact, more readers than writers in the world.
    I have a lot of friends who write novels. In fact, sometimes it seems like everyone I know writes novels. A great many of my friends on Facebook and Twitter not only write novels, but write much better novels than I, and have been publishing them for years. This is all very intimidating, and it sometimes feels like it’s pointless to put any new novels out there, because there are more novels than people to read them…

    …and it turns out, this is completely myopic. There are actually lots and lots of people out there scouring the world for books, desperate for books, in love with books.

    And it’s ridiculous I have to be reminded of this, because I am actually such a reader myself. I was, long before I wrote anything down, and remained, even after I began earning money as a published author. Readers are abundant, they love books, and they make this whole thing worthwhile.

    Not surprisingly, some reviewers are also writers, or aspiring writers. Rather than see this as a bad thing, I see myself in them, especially the young girls who are busy devouring 8 books a week while also puttering away on their first novel. I was once in their shoes.

    4. Reviewers need ereaders.
    There were some reviewers whose blogs I loved, whose reviews were a delight to read, but whom I did not ask to review my book. Why? They didn’t want an ebook version, only a print ARC.

    I remember going through this with agents and email. Originally, I mailed all my queries. Agents wrote scathingly on their websites that authors had better not try to email them. Then, a few agents began to accept email queries. Naturally, I queried them first, but still wrote paper letters to the others. After a while, it became tiresome to write paper letters, when the more reasonable agents accepted email, and I procrastinated. Finally, long after this should have occurred to me, I realized I didn’t even want an agent who couldn’t figure out to use email, and I didn’t care what their excuse for preferring paper was.

    I could see myself about to go through the same thing with ARCs and reviewers. I understand that some reviewers haven’t bought an ereader yet, some still prefer paper books, etc. But the fact is, if you are in this industry, and if you review, even as a hobby, you’re in it at least by a toe, you owe it to yourself to move past paper. It’s just dragging you down. It makes it more expensive to send an ARC, unnecessarily so.

    I did note the names of reviewers I liked who had a “no ebook” policy. In a year, I’ll check in on them again. I bet many of them will have changed that policy.

    5. Reviewers have gone indie too.
    A lot of reviewers state explicitly that they won’t review self-published books. I’m going to restrain myself from injudicious comparisons to refusing to serve certain people at lunch counters because of the color of their skin rather than the content of their character, because that would unfairly trivialize a loathsome historical situation. I will say that I wish all people would judge books by the content of their character.

    Here in the real world, though, some people still turn up their noses at small third party presses and indie books. The most obnoxious so-called fantasy/sf review site I saw actually listed the only publishers from whom it would accept books, and it wasn’t a long list.

    The publisher of Paeolo Bacigalupi’s award winning The Windup Girl, Night Shade Books, was not on that list.

    Dude. Whatever.

    However, there’s a most delicious irony lurking in all this, namely that reviwers themselves are independently published. Think about it. It used to be rather difficult to be a reviewer of any importance, to be anyone publishing houses would send ARCs. You had to have a journalism degree and a job at a newspaper or a magazine or some such, or perhaps a syndicated column. High school girls, and college students and stay at home moms and grandma librarians probably needn’t have applied.

    Now all you have to do is set up a blog — self-publish. You don’t need credentials, you just need cred, and you build that by providing content. Simple as that. Make it look professional, put the work in like a professional, and you will be treated as a professional, you’ll have publishers sending you so many books you have to turn them away in droves. If you’re lazy or inconsistant, that shows in the blog, in the number of followers and readers, and probably you won’t be as overwhelmed with eager authors and publicists sending you books. Either way, it’s all up to you. You can do a professional job without making it your professional job. You have the control.

    I love living in a tech revolution that actually helps decentralize power rather than hoard it.


    Overheard On Ebooks

    Literary Escapism: “I’m looking to sell books so I can use the $$ to buy digital copies of them.”

    Jill Corcoran: “e-pub does not impress me unless you have sold 10,000 copies, and these are not free or $1.99 type sales.”

    Holly L’Oiseau: Good reason to not e-pub: You can’t be sold as a debut author if you gain agent

    I agree paper books will be around a long, long time. But here’s the thing: even if publishers continued to sell JUST AS MANY paper books as they do today, ebooks could STILL start outselling paperbooks in a few years. 

    Why? Because ebook readers buy more ebooks for their ebook ereaders. I’ve heard over and over that people who used to buy on one or two books a month, or bought used or borrowed books, now buy dozens of ebooks in a month. Not just because it’s so much cheaper, but it’s also much easier. The book is one click away, Instant gratification. There’s no nagging worry about where you will fit the book on your shelf or that you’ll have to carry it as you shop for clothes.

    And you can buy the book even without any ereader. For instance (behold my shameless plug), I will gift a copy of my first book to anyone who emails me to ask for it, and you don’t have to have a Kindle. Or you could buy it for just $0.99 while the promotion lasts. (Ok, end of shameless plug. Forgive me. It’s my debut novel and I’m all excited about it.)

    The thing is, people often discuss the ebook/paper book market share as though we are talking about the same pie. But if the pie gets bigger, it’s a whole other story.

    Tara Maya

    The Unfinished Song: Initiate 

    (Right now only $0.99 on Amazon or FREE if you email me)


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