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Daily Archives: September 21, 2010
Daily Archives: September 21, 2010
I promised I’d be transparent about my indie venture, Conmergence.
Here’s what I’ve done so far:
Cover Art: $65 (for stockfootage), about 16 hours labor
Website: $99 (one year Wix Pro site), about 12 hours labor (there is more to do)
I HAZ NEW WEBSITE!
I’ve owned Tara Maya’s Tales for a while, but until now, it was just a sad, broken page. Now it jumps you to a flashy flash site for my new book! Yay!
Check it out.
This is another book trailer that is driven by the premise. There are words and one picture. That’s it. But the words appear at the right pace — on the screen long enough to read, but not so long that it drags — and they lead up to a surprise. Bam! The picture is just frosting. Indeed, the picture could not have appeared any earlier without give away the cake.
It’s a shame the book cover is not quite up to professional standards. The cover picture is fine; its the placement of the font that is subtly wrong. Nonetheless, the fascinating premise means I will definitely be adding this book to my Wanted list.
James Patterson – $70 million
Stephenie Meyer – $40 million
Stephen King – $34 million
Danielle Steel – $32 million
Ken Follett – $20 million
Dean Koontz – $18 million
Janet Evanovich – $16 million
John Grisham – $15 million
Nicholas Sparks – $14 million
J.K. Rowling – $10 million
Via Forbes.
I was surprised J.K. Rowling was so low on the list, but remember, this was just the income for last year, not over the author’s whole career.
For comparison, Bruce Springsteen made $70 million and Kobe Bryant makes $30 million a year.
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Who are the 10 Poorest Writers? In reverse order, here they are:
Ama Sweetey – made more money last year knitting doilies than writing
That Dude in Front of My Supermarket Who Handsells His Books – paid more in fines than made selling books, but this is part of the very conspiracy he is warning us about and just PROVE HE IS RITE, CANT YOU SEE THAT
U.W. Taken – Spent way too much money on Publish America, first publishing with them, then on lawyers to sue them
Eager Beaver – Still paying off $60,000 English degree on poet’s salary
Luv Suufrin – Has filled five hundred fifty three inch notebooks with morse code pencil dots and dashes while pan-handling in subway, raising money for kidney surgery after sold own kidney to buy notebooks; $70,000 in debt
Slam Piiddy – Another poet, what can I say, $80,000 in debt (includes Master’s Degree)
Travling Ill – Spent more than six digits last year attending writing conferences and conventions
Mortgaged Todahilt – Trying to pay off a house on a writer’s income, yeah, that ain’t happening
Royalty Roulette – Spent large advance for first novel investing in a new apartment building; book didn’t earn out and real estate market crashed, apartment building is still half-built, ten million in debt
Mj Pubshur – Hasn’t adjusted to digital revolution, thinks ebooks should cost $15, going bankrupt, in debt seven hundred million