Xena vs Buffy

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Oh this is hard…hmm…
I agree, Buffy will come up with some elaborate way to come back but in the end I have faith my Warrior Princess will defeat her. The only obsticle Xena would have is to overcome the technology difference…depending on which time period the fight takes place. But I would like to believe the two would never fight but join sides and kick ass together. However…

Willow and Kennedy get into an arguement, Willow leaves the house and runs into Gabrielle who is dazed by being brought into this world. She asks for Xena and Willow confuzed asks “Xena The Warrior Princess?”
G: You Know of her?
W: She’s only the most amazing television show ever
G: What do you mean television show?
Willow looks the girl over…
W: What is you name?
G: Gabrielle…where is Xena?

*commercial*

Inside the Summer’s home…

W: Buffy I think we have a problem…Gabrielle here is looking for her Xena.
B: Gabrielle? Xena?
D: No way!
W: I think something has happened
Dawn runs over to the TV and turns it on…Xena comes on, it’s a re-run only Xena acts differently and confused trying to find Gabrielle
D: That’s not how it goes…
G: Xena!
B: Giles how do we fix this…
GL: I have this book…
A: Yes, go check your book
X: Anya!
GL: It might be able to help us out

Later…Giles reads a incantation only it brings Xena out of the TV…

G: Xena
X: Gabrielle
A: That worked swell Giles
Xena pulls the sword
G: It’s okay they are trying to help
Xena pushes Gabrielle behind her
X: What’s going on
GL: Magic…It brought you to the real world

*comercial*

Days pass and Willow starts to show an interest in Gabrielle….Xena begins to get jealous. She sees Willow grab for Gabrielle’s hand and Xena steps in.

Little moments like this continue and eventually lead into a confrontation…Buffy steps in and there is a fight…Buffy protectin Willow and Xena protecting Gabrielle…With either one not wanting to kill each other they decided to call a truce. Willow reconnects with Kennedy and Gabrielle is with Xena…

GL: We need to restore things back to the way they are supposed to be. I believe I have found out what went wrong. We should begin right away before more damage is done.

Giles re-reads the incantation but with a new tone of voice.
Within a flash Xena is holding on to Gabrielle as they are returned to the TV.

D: Why did you have to do that…Gabrielle was sharring her writing skills with me and Xena was going to take me fishing.
B: Fishing? you don’t fish…
D: It doesn’t hurt to try now does it…
B: Where in sunnydale are you going to fish
D: Forget it, I’m going upstairs to watch some Xena
B: Seriously…fishing?
D: Night Buffy.

The camera focuses in on Xena and Gabrielle
The two look around and gaze into eachothers eyes…

X: We’re home
G: As long as I’m with you, I’m home
Xena leans in and passionate kiss is exchanged.

The End! : )